Ask Mary - October

Oh! Is it that time again? OCTOBER ASK MARY! Aaaaah! Wait, I mean... BOOOO! Did I scare you? No? Damn...

Hello Darlings, Dearlings, and Darklings!

It is I, Mary, your one and only fairy here to bring you answers to your ever-burning questions! October seems to be a bit of a slow month in terms of questions, but I'll answer what I got anyway. So here goes!

Q: Dear Mary, we know Q has a list of events somewhere between the archives.. can you tell us a bit about it? Maybe a juicy jewel wrote in the said list?

A: Hmmm... Well Q usually keeps those really well hidden, but I've worked my magic a little and may or may not have uncovered a potential state secret. I couldn't see much when I went digging around, but I did notice the shipping of a lot of Christmas lights... And by a lot, I mean a lot... And they delivered a rather elaborate Christmas tree to this unmapped location into a strange storage facility, almost got caught you know, there was hound dog security all over!

I also managed to snag this weird robot thing, I don't think it works though, but it had this strange logo on it, like an S...

But that's all I could find, unfortunately, guess you'll just have to wait and see what's in store!

Q: Have you ever heard this question before?

A: Have I ever heard this question before? Which question? The one that was just asked? The list of events one or the question of asking a question asking whether I've heard the question... Who asked this is a better question?

Q: Are you gay?

A: Well, of course, I'm the happiest fairy out there! Duh!

Q: What's your least favorite food?

A: My least favorite food? Well, that's an easy one, bug stew... -shivers- Who even thought to make a stew out of bugs was a good idea?! That stuff is nasty!

Q: Do you like the rain?

A: Is this Ask Mary stupid questions? Of course, I like rain, I LOOOOOOVE the rain! It gives water to the earth and in turn, breathes life in all my plants.

Q: What's your favorite pet?

A: Still on the stupid questions I see... Mary has no favorite pet, Mary loves all the pets! All of them are special to me... WAIT, I take that back, there was once that pet that tried to bite me in half... Contrary to popular belief, alligators do not make for great pets!

That's it? Oh... Well, I guess that's it for this months edition of Ask Mary! If you have any questions you'd like to ask me, be sure to drop them in that special channel on The Dark Mountain.

See you next month!

Have a wonderful day! xoxo