Ask Mary - September

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Hello Darlings, Dearlings and Darklings, it is I, Mary, the Extraordinary and I've finally gotten the chance to answer all of your Ask Mary Questions! I was overwhelmed when I first got approached to do this and after seeing all your questions, I absolutely couldn't wait to jump right in. So without further a do, here we go! EEEEEEEH!

Q:

Dear Mary,

My Writer is constantly busy and doesn't have enough time to spend on RP. I keep throwing ideas at her, but she just keeps saying she'll get to them later. Should I stop giving her ideas, or do you think I should bug her so often that she makes time for me to tell my story?

A:

Hmmm... Well, that definitely is a tough one, but I'd definitely say that you should sit her down and give her a proper talking to! Let her KNOW that you are serious about your RP and if they can't be, then tough... luck... It's their loss if they don't want to RP with you... Move on! Find someone that will appreciate you! Don't waste your time with posers!

Q:

Will Tempus leave, betray, harm or stay beside Evangeline after they find the Time Rift?

A: Definitely betray... Definitely, I'm certain of it...

Q:

Who's mary?

Why is the stuff previously here suddenly is gone?

Why does the questions disappear?

A:

Psssh, who's Mary, duh, me silly...

I also blame the gnomes, those rascals steal everything, can't trust them for as long as you can see them!

As for the questions, Hmmm... I guess the gnomes could steal those as well, though I don't know what they'll do with them...

Q:

Help How do I start playing?

A:

Well it depends what you want to play I reckon, if it's something involving a ball, you usually start with the ball. Otherwise, just... well, start...

Q:

Where does all the questions go? And who answers all of em?

A:

They come to me, literally says that in the name of the feature, like duh... And, well... NEXT!

Q:

Person 1: I cant view message history here

Person 2: because there's nothing

Person 1: No no no. It says I'm not allowed to view previous messages. Even if the channel is truly empty that's not how it's supposed to work.

Person 2: Oh waitI guess I'm rly not allowed to view the historyI wonder if this channel is just a useless one

Person 3: No channel in the mountain is useless.

A:

Uhm... Is this a question? Or am I missing something? I'm not sure... Can we move along now perhaps?

Q:

Hello why can i type here but not see the messages?

A:

Because that's how it works, I guess? I'm starting to think the instruction were unclear... Can someone give these people an instruction manual?

Q:

hmm how do I work you?

A:

You don't

Q:

moth or bird?

A:

Definitely bird, though moths are cute as well. But birds sing nice songs, unless it's that dog bird I once had, whooo boy, that bird was FEISTY! And it kept barking at me... Have you ever had to deal with a bird that went around barking at everything? It's super annoying... Like a lot... Thank goodness I got rid of him when I did... Poor soul that adopted him, I feel sorry for them... Anyho... Definitely bird!

Q:

Who is mary

A:

Your resident fairy!

Q:

Who is Mary?

A:

Seriously...

Q

What is love

What's the point of this channel

So quick question:If i were to take 3 apples and cut them in half...how many apples would i get

A:

Triple Question! From the same person! Alright anonymous, to answer your questions...

Baby don't hurt me?

To ask me things silly, it literally says that, in the instructions...

Well you'd get 6 half apples and 3 full apples, unless they're duplication apples... Then it's an ENTIRELY different game. Don't get me started on those...

And that's it for the first installment of Ask Mary! Not quite the questions I expected, but hey, it was something!

Anyway, toodles poodles and see you next time! Remember, keep those questions coming!

Love,

Mary